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Recipes
From Talula |
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Good Mojo |
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| Ingredients: | One Shrunken Head Automag, Any Flavor Six Pygmies |
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| Preparation: | Show Automag to shrunken head. Place head in dark cage for seven years or until suitably swollen. Inflate a bit more. Release head to pygmies. Give Automag to head. Run. | |||
| Effects: | Energy increased. Good Mojo will make you run faster, start earlier, and play later. Size decreased. Impossible bunkers are now possible. Voodoo gods pay paint tribute, making hopper never empty. | |||
| Warnings: | Extreme Fertility: Looking at women may create pygmies. Paint attraction: Get used to being shot out early. Fanaticism: Everything you own will say Automag on it. AGD will supply your toilet paper. Rival Gods will steal your gear as payback for your heathen blasphemy. |
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