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Recipes
From Talula |
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Bad Mojo |
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| Ingredients: | Bricklayer Free Zone Low Entry Fee High Newbie Concentration Wildly Illegal Reactive Automag |
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| Preparation: | Show up late. Shine Automag. Overbalance the teams. When one side can't possibly lose, Bad Mojo will appear and join that side. On the field, Bad Mojo will automatically seek out the weak, the lame and the timid to wildly overshoot. Bad Mojo will become excited to the point of retardedness if a female player falls into his deadly Shadow. | |||
| Effects: | Bad Mojo never feels empathy for others. When others fail, Bad Mojo laughs. When others get bunkered, Bad Mojo smiles. End of game rush, Mojo will attempt the asinine and every once and a while this causes the voodoo gods to weaken the bowels of the enemy. | |||
| Warnings: | Bad Mojo has been known to over primp and miss entire days of paintball. Other players have expressed discomfort with the runny mess left behind when enemy bowels have been weakened. Countless newbies have been turned away from the sport after one encounter with Bad Mojo’s wrath: incidentally, players of any skill are completely immune to the effects Bad Mojo. |
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