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Recipes
From Talula |
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Scorpion Mouse |
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| Ingredients: | Head Protection |
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| Preparation: | Abuse. Lock in closet. Remove and beat. Lock in closet again. Release demon arena to fight for food. | |||
| Effects: | Donning Scorpion Mouse will make your feet so short as to become unusable. This makes it impossible to leave your starting bunker. Fortunately Scorpion Mouse will also make you near invisible. When invisibility fails refs will pull you from the game long before anyone gets close enough to shoot you. You will still be able to claim two kills per game. | |||
| Warnings: | Unlike most mice, the scorpion mouse's diet is almost entirely meat. It is a carnivore, and a voracious killer. It stalks its prey, which might be a grasshopper, other insects or invertebrates, a small mammal, or a small rodent. It grasps its prey with its long claws and kills it with a quick bite to the neck with its long front incisor teeth. |
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