 |
Recipes
From Talula |
|
|
|
Rabbit |
||
| Ingredients: | Beer (Lots of it) |
|||
| Preparation: | Mix beer and water in large punch bowl, beer must be cold. Drive 600 miles. Add sugar, mix well with hat to add color and "special flavor." Drive 600 miles back. | |||
| Effects: | Rabbit Punch will cause you to buy the most expensive
gear available, make the urge to overshoot insatiable (especially
with young kids on field), and will increase rate of fire causing
you to shoot more than you can afford. Deadman walks will become
second nature, as will taunting opposing teams. Rabbit Punch decreases
all sensitivity, giving the illusion of invincibility, and decreasing
awareness of physical wellness. |
|||
| Warnings: | Drinking Rabbit Punch will make you want to screw. Screw everyone. Friends, refs, promoters, team mates, girls at the 7-11 - no one is safe. If a Rabbit Punch drinker is talking to you, it's only to find a more insidious way to screw you. Also known to decrease energy, thus increasing time off the field. Ingestion of rabbit punch in the presence of women is not recommended, as it will greatly decrease time on field. Makers are not responsible for playing on. |
| 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 | Next >> |