HooDoo Love Potion

One Nazi Huck Knife
Borrowed Gear
All of His Mother's Love
Equally Shallow Groupies

Show up ON TIME, perhaps even early. Crack jokes at expense of others, drink Rockstar, put out the vibes.

Hoodoo love potion will increase, intelligence, charisma, physique, vocational skills, success, organizational skills, performance and looks otherwise known as “The Complete Package”. A by product of the Complete Package is a large following of Germans.

Consumption of this potent mixture will cause uncontrollable self-delusion. If large amount is consumed, inflict self-vommiting immediately and call your local physician.

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