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Recipes
From Talula |
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Cpt. Cannibal |
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| Ingredients: | Gear Won at Raffles |
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| Preparation: | Knead ingredients into doughy mess. Chant. Yell loudly. Shout commands to others. Stretch. Mumble to self. Consume large amounts of food. Look through others' gear bags. Steal paint. Knead into dough. Tease until dough rises. | |||
| Effects: | Eating Cpt. Cannibal will cause you to explode out of bunkers, screaming and firing, running across field leading charges agains other teams. Cpt. Cannibal is always shot no less than 15 times. Also known to create delusions of grandeur. | |||
| Warnings: | DO NOT CORNER! If cornered known to explode and come out shooting. Chases others around field, oblivious to all hits, safety concerns, and broken limbs. Often creates a Pied Piper effect, luring trails of pre teens to die on suicidal charges. |
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