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Recipes
From Talula |
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Creole Kid |
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| Ingredients: | Minimag Shaven Head Gator Eye (aka - 1000 yd stare) Get Out of Military Free Card |
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| Preparation: |
Lock in dark closet for many years. Sell minimag to make bond. Immediately take to girly bar then drop at stero shop |
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| Effects: | Creole Kid will make your sleeps deeper, and your body tougher. Playing back will become second nature, so much so that you can play back from your bedroom. |
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| Warnings: | Wake only in case of emergency. Creole Kid will make you lethargic, groggy, and just plain mean. |
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