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Recipes
From Talula |
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Beef Voodoo |
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| Ingredients: | Two Hundred Forty Pounds of Beef |
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| Preparation: | Carefully baste the Beef in medication; add amazingly expensive automag to the mix between fits of ticking. Twirl beanie. Winding up the beanie will provide command voices to the Beef. Point the Beef towards the field, and step back. | |||
| Effects: | Spending time around Voodoo Beef will dramatically increase you sense of wonder at God’s sense of humor. Voodoo Beef will tick at random times on the field, giving other players the chance for a bunker move. Beef can always be counted on to loan paint and gear to other members of the voodoo squad. | |||
| Warnings: | The Beef will attempt to touch you. |
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