Recipes From Talula

Jared - Diggin', Wrenches, and Paintball

 

Caffiend

Ingredients: One Automag
Level 10 (a MUST HAVE or serious chopping will result)
Nectar of the Tards
One Female Overseer
Add Jack Daniels to taste
Preparation:

Continually ingest Nectar of the Tards until resting heart rate is 120. Add one or two shots of Jack Daniels to stop the shakes. Bring Automag, level 10 and Female Overseer to field. Unleash on unexpecting masses.

Effects:

Caffiend will make you super aggressive. This will wear off after five seconds leaving you unable to advance or retreat for the remainder of the game. Your affinity for the forty will be enhanced. Dreams will become boundless.

Warnings:

Fear evaporates upon ingestion. Crazy plans will seem sane. Use of Caffiend severely controlled by Female Overseer. When she leaves, so does Caffiend.



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