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Recipes
From Talula |
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Head Hunter |
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| Ingredients: | Furry Belly Blue Bling Bling 12 Jerseys Box of Fags |
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| Preparation: | Mix furry belly and appropriate jersey in chili pot. Show Bling Bling to many people whose opinion you can discount. Smoke fag. Sit on toilet. Do not defecate. Play one game. Sit on toilet. Smoke. Sit on toilet. Ask for more paint. Play one game. Quit. | |||
| Effects: | Headhunter will increase rate of fire. Impresses those easy duped by shiny objects. Name dropping skills increased. | |||
| Warnings: | Accuracy decrease proportionate to rate of fire increase. Blue Bling Bling also attracts flocks of birds and bald fat men. Voodoo Gods claim paint tithe constantly. |
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