Sandreaver

Mix gatorade, $120 and two parts firewood, simmer over low heat. Add one used jock strap and bring to boil. Pour into 8x9 cake pan and bake till golden brown. Remove from oven and let stand in large tent for 3 weeks or till mold is 1 inch. Scrape mold from top of cake and apply to arm pits.

Sandreaver will help you to uncover games in unlikely places. Front yards, vacations, and bahmitzvahs all become playing fields with Sandreaver applied. Random strangers will want to play with you, even wives are susceptible to this effect.

Start times become mere guidelines, showers become a necessity. Inability to use a single marker for more than two hours may develop. You may become a nice guy.