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Recipes
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Doc Bones “Roopmash” |
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| Ingredients: | Sage-like Wisdom A Big Oak Barrel Bad Mojo’s Old Gear Blood Soaked Knee Brace |
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| Preparation: | Place all items into oak barrel, age for several decades. When ready the mixture will appear white and pasty. | |||
| Effects: | Roopmash is the foremost beverage for increased energy; anyone drinking it will have speed and sliding powers raised to the level they had twenty years ago. Roopmash has been know to dramatically affect the senses, at times making blinking and smiling very difficult, this however has no adverse affect on accuracy. | |||
| Warnings: | Drinking this foamy beverage will make the middle of the field appear much closer than it actually is. Having the increased speed of Roopmash will in no way protect one from incoming paint, and is rumored to mystically attract opponent’s paint. This phenomenon is known to be strongest in the first 30 seconds of a game. May cause cancer. |
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