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Recipes
From Talula |
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Pinky Puddin' |
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| Ingredients: | Mix Nitro Glycerin 32%, sodium nitrate 28%, wood meal 10%, ammonium oxalate 29%, guncotton 1% with a liberal dose of sexual frustration and home schooling. | |||
| Preparation: | Add all ingredients in a container that looks suspiciously like bad mojo and let the pressure build for twenty years. When the puddin’ can no longer be contained point towards enemy and pray. | |||
| Effects: | Pinky Puddin’ will increase the violence for all players on the field. Paint will fly crooked; hits will hurt more, bounces, well become more bouncy around Pinky. Pinky anger spreads faster than SARS and affects even the referees, causing them to lose sense and judgment. This is routinely used by Pinky to intimidate small players off the field. | |||
| Warnings: | Pinky can at times become so overwhelmed by the power of his rage that he strikes out at random players. His anger knows no bounds or limits, rarely having any basis in reality this anger can bubble over and scald all those who attempt to intervene. When the rage passes, quickly feed Pinky at McDonalds and everything will be fine. |
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