| Preparation: |
When the darkest shadow ascends Earth, proceed naked,
with full erection, into the depth of the shadow. Combine ingredients
in an acid/base reaction. After curdling, chug, allow slime to dribble
down lip. Lean head back with glee in eye and laugh hysterically.
Wildly dance to the kill until fatigued, then soak ground with urine
and feces. After nine years, when the darkest shadow ascends Earth,
there will arise from the bowels of Earth El Brujo. |
