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Recipes
From Talula |
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El Brujo |
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| Ingredients: | Hand-Me-Downs and Loaners |
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| Preparation: | When the darkest shadow ascends Earth, proceed naked, with full erection, into the depth of the shadow. Combine ingredients in an acid/base reaction. After curdling, chug, allow slime to dribble down lip. Lean head back with glee in eye and laugh hysterically. Wildly dance to the kill until fatigued, then soak ground with urine and feces. After nine years, when the darkest shadow ascends Earth, there will arise from the bowels of Earth El Brujo. | |||
| Effects: | Will leave field with more than came with. Will always cover team mates and be a team player. Willing to do any part including being sacrificed. | |||
| Warnings: | Will cause random acts of bizarre sexual behavior like licking strange women's feet. Will cause bloating and gas. Will create a vortex of gravity which will draw all fired paintballs toward crotch. |
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