| Recipes
From Talula
From the cast iron skillet of our
Madame Talula comes the fried in pig fat, dipped in bacon drippings,
and rolled in powdered sugar recipes of how to make your own VooDoo
team.
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Mojo |
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Ben Ramirez: Plays like you'll
never see him again. |
| Bad Mojo |
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Ryan Olson: Empathy, counseling,
and good ol' fashion kiddie blasting. |
| Cannibal
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The Buddy Jesus of SouthWest
VooDoo |
| The Butcher
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Making college look like a
bad career decision. |
| Bones |
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And his little friend, Rusty. |
| Beefy |
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The Beef Wellington of our
times. |
| Grand
Wizard |
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You want what? Oh yeah, I
can get you a couple of those. |
| Hoodoo |
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Shallow? Nah, he's slightly
raised. |
| El
Brujo |
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Scavenging Fields and Bars
Near You. |
| Rabbit
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Looking For Fun With The Army of One |
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Lindberg-Saavedra Wedding
Roots Farm in Athens, Georgia was the site of this beautiful wedding. I know it's not paintball related, but it was the best wedding reception I've ever attended.
With live music, good people, and the best bridesmaids ever it had to be good. Oh yeah - the bride and groom were hella awesome too.
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Pump 3 Man Tournament
Didn't we just do this? Yeah, but three old men fell out and we replaced them with one young guy. Oddly, it didn't make a difference.
Fort Adobe Paintball in Phoenix was the host of this geriatric gathering where we proved, once again,
that we can be solidly middle of the pack. Will we be back? As long as we can get that Tiger Balm sponsorship, you betcha!
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Pump 5 Man Tournament
- Our bodies say we're old. Our brains say we can still kick ass. So in an uncharacteristically prudent compromise we decided to play a pump tourney.
Fort Adobe Paintball in Phoenix was the host of this geriatric gathering where we proved, once again,
that we can be solidly middle of the pack. Will we be back? As long as we can get that Tiger Balm sponsorship, you betcha!
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National Treasure
- The 107th Renegades, one of our favorite Arizona teams, said their was a big treasure to be found. So off to
Cowtown we went. Graced by the man with the Botox Abs we fought our way to an award. And we learned
some stuff too. Like... Uh, well, next time... |
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D-Day 2008 and the Jaegers Paintball
- Paintball underground? Paintball with 4000 people? While neither were enought to entice most of us, four of us were lured by the combination.
D-Day Adventure Park in Oklahoma proved that even with 2000 enemies, Voodoo can sneak through enemy lines
and take a flag base. Jaegers Paintball showed that even in the bowels of the earth, there's nothing we'd rather do than
shoot kids.
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Sat Cong Village and Hollywood Sports Park
- With the break of dawn, the roar of a plane, and a walk to the parking lot, Southwest Voodoo rolled out for another California fun trip.
With no schedule and an agenda of relaxation we left the world behind and ventured to that paintball Disneyland that is Southern California.
No fights, no lost gear, no pissed off people, it's almost like we weren't Voodoo - except for the icked out waitresses, irritated boy friends,
and our getting lost.
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Hang'em High: Deadwood Noon
- Hippy Hunting and freezing water jugs. Now that's Arizona style fun. We reffed this game. We played this game. We tried to balance the weaponry. Mostly we laughed at Buffalo Will and enjoyed the company of some less often seen friends. Cowtown Paintball in Phoenix, AZ hosted this little soirée put on by TAW Paintball. |
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Voodoo
Unrest - CONVOY!
Was the dark of the moon on the twenty-sixth
In an RV pullin logs
a Pick-up Ford with a reefer on
And a Rodeo haulin' hogs
We was headin for Oroville on i-seven-oh
'bout a hour outta Sac town
I says, Dirty, this heres the rubber duck.
And we're about to put the hammer down.
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Shogun / Las Vegas
- May 20th and 21st made a landmark weekend for Southwest Voodoo.
Small groups of Voodoo insurgents tainted the water in three
states over the course of 12 hours, and we still made it home
to tuck in the kids. Bad Mojo shot craps in Las Vegas and Good
Mojo scouted Oroville for a place for Voodoo to crap in October. |
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Safford
Tournament - With a wild hair and three quarters
of a practice under our belts, we headed back to the copper
mining town of Safford, Arizona. Paintball was played and prizes
were won - the true definition of Voodoo fun. |
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Walls of
Troy - Kicking off the 2006 season with typical
voodoo style, we Traveled to Surprise Arizona To see how real
scenarios were played and won. Voodoo Village was erected, The
Meat wagon wasn't perfected, so a Trojan win was rejected. |
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Tombstone
and Back - What sends a group of VooDoo across the
southwest, from city to city, shooting all they find in their
path? Is it revenge? Is it punishment for the game they couldn't
attend? Is it the desire for a last hurrah with friends from far
away places? We may never know what inspired their journey, but
it's a sure bet they enjoyed every minute of it. |
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Toy Drive 2005-
Someone said there were kids that might not get toys this holiday
season. Toyless kids are joyless kids. Since it's more fun to
shoot happy people, we loaded up our 8 car caravan and set out
to Wild Planet Paintball in Casa Grande, Arizona to make some
kiddies happy. |
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Shreq's Swamp
- From the ashes of the ritual fire pit rose 17 voodoo souls to
be sacrificed for woman , wine and a good time.... well 2 out
of 3 isn't bad. |
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Redneck Rampage
- Tobaccee spitt'n, cow mutilatin', welfare collectin' fun was
whut wee had in Jungle Island. By the end we had blown both sides
command centers, abducted a scenario promoter, and spread pickled
pigs feet across the field for a little mood smell. Both teams
cursed our names and bribed our CPS agents by the end of the game,
but that won't stop us from coming back for more. |
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Dia De
Los Muertos 2 - Up to the wooded terrain of Prescott,
Arizona we rode for another BlackCat Productions paintball game.
We were set on eating as much brain as the stomach could possibly
hold and finishing what we started last year. Again we generaled,
turned night into day but for a twist we shot Rabbit as much as
inhumanly possible. Everyone had so much fun, they didn't care
about the score and Spiro ripped up the results before he announced
them. (Damn I wish he would have read the scores.) |
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Safford Tournament
- Back to the hills of Safford for a three man event this time.
Teams were met, teams were vanquished, and a lot of people sweated.
Not even a six o'clock start time could stop the Arizona sun. |
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Sweep And
Clear - Into the virtual world, where programs fight
to get out of the box, and humans fight to destroy it, Voodoo
went. Suit of armor, jet pack and meat wagon - a full showing
of mechanized gear made us unstoppable. And putting us two hundred
yards from the other campers kept attendance for this event high. |
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Eye On The
Prize - To some far off world of druggie pirates
and cracked out marines we Vodun gathered claim what was ours,
hop through the bars and make little kids see stars. Jousting
with the SCA was only the beginning as we led yet another losing
cause to ultimate defeat at the hands of a less experienced team!
Man, this is getting depressing. |
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Steel Dawn
- TAW Paintball transformed Jungle Island in Lake Elsinore, CA
into a contested world in the Mechwarrior universe. Mechs battled,
jump troops fought and died, and Bad Mojo found a whole new way
to general, making missions instead of just handing them out.
With this much mud, fun, and mayhem we'll definitely be back to
this guy's events. |
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Book of Set
- Southwest Paintball in Surprise, Arizona was once the ancient
burial grounds of Egypt. A foul land of lies and deception, it
was the perfect place to bring a little Voodoo. Vomitting, genies,
drunken games and we almost got the plague! Surpisingly we got
invited back for the next game. |
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Ryan's Run
- Everyone gets old sometime. Some of them go peacefully to Carousel, and then there was Ryan. When the he went looking for Sanctuary, the Sandmen
came looking for him. From the ice robot to contact poison, the dangers were around every corner. Escorted by the Guardians of Sanctuary, Ryan ran
across the city. From Denny's to Dodgeball the contest continued. Until they caught him and ground him into Soylent Green.
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Dia
De Los Muertos - Prescott, Arizona, a wooded place
with few civil services, seemed a perfect place to debut our new
attraction - a fire breather! We also generalled, turn night into
day, executed one of our own, and did our part to help eat a cow. |
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Last
Trail Home - Out in the wilds of New Mexico, outlaw
Slim Vargas and sheriff Reno Rhodes fought over gold, women and
who got to rob the stage coach first. Voodoo fought over head
wear, coffee, and who got to wear Tina's jersey. |
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Brother's
In Arms - Crossroads - Jungle Island in California
and Millennium Paintball Productions created this World War II
themed scenario. With an army of camoflaged 12 year olds, our
own photographer, trenches, AA guns, a medic on meth, real tanks,
clowns, parking lot arms deals, guys in skirts, and the Carl's
Junior shuttle we couldn't help but lose! (And Sandreaver killed
a man.) |
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Gila
Outdoor Tournament - Safford? SAFFORD?! Who would
have thought a town with so many churches, chicken fights, and
pickled pig feet would know how to play paintball? |
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Band,
Jim Band II - A quick trip to New Mexico found us
again with Black Cat Productions in another scenario paintball
game. The Meat Wagon II, just released from R&D, rolled over
Germans, Rangers, and all sorts of decent folk to help El Tenedor
blow up the American Southwest with his new Super Chile Bomb! |
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Flaming
Saddles - Black Cat Productions came to play paintball
in Arizona and we had a rip roaring time chasing bull dikes, nazis
and Methodists out of our town. With Bad Mojo as the XO, and some
crazy digging by the rest of the team, we couldn't help but win.
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SC
Village - Head Hunter said Let's go hang out with
Insight Components Engineering and those crazy Grizwalds. Who
knew what we'd find out about each other by the end of this trip.
(Corona, CA) |
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Holiday
Toy Drive 2003 - Our chance to help Tucson's non paintball
players. An event at Sudden Impact in Marana. Charity is a classic
VooDoo past time. Well, she was until she moved. |
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Operation
Flashpoint - MXS decided to hold a scenario in Tucson,
Arizona. From Pancho to McArthur the resistance got its teeth
kicked in by some really tough Russians. Evil Inc. commanded the
Russians while Southwest Voodoo led the resistance. Guess who
they placed in the command bunker? See the exploits of your favorite
SouthWest VooDoo player here. |
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Road
Warrior - A rare look into what happens when paintball
players go bad. A Viper Scenario game in Phoenix, AZ. The debut
of the Meat Wagon, our very own paintball tank, and our first
try at being a scenario paintball team. |
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Summer's End
2002 - Long drive, one drunken brawl, and we almost
picked up a hitch hiker. Now that's Paintball. (Kingman, Arizona) |
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| Mail |
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Check Your SouthWest VooDoo Mail. |
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| Permission
Slip |
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Protect yourself from the unforseen Acts of VooDoo before
it's too late! |
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| Link
Exchange |
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Link to us and we'll link to you. Unless you're a chick
that looks like a dude. |
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